{"id":1128,"date":"2014-03-24T10:22:55","date_gmt":"2014-03-24T14:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2014-03-24T10:22:55","modified_gmt":"2014-03-24T14:22:55","slug":"i-go-away-for-two-days-and-this-is-what-the-world-comes-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/i-go-away-for-two-days-and-this-is-what-the-world-comes-to\/","title":{"rendered":"I go away for two days and this is what the world comes to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SPAM sushi (aka reliving the ghetto-diner-near-Honolulu-airport days):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/SpamSushi.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1131\" alt=\"SpamSushi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/SpamSushi.jpg\" width=\"810\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/SpamSushi.jpg 810w, https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/SpamSushi-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/SpamSushi-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SPAM sushi (aka reliving the ghetto-diner-near-Honolulu-airport days):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melvincentral.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}